and the second amendment
gives me the right to carry a gun
into a crowded theater in Florida,**

**	or any other state for that matter

and state law in Florida***
gives me the right to "shoot first"
if I feel threatened,

***	and any of a growing number of other red states

... and ALEC and the NRA
ensure my right to plan
ahead and have beaucoup
rounds of ammunition with
me just in case.