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Political Factoid

Republicans may continue
to deny climate change,
but will they deny
the resulting coffee
shortage?*
Of course not, that will be too good
an opportunity to jack up prices with
hoarding and speculation.

 
* Starbucks reports climate change
is already spurring severe hurricanes,
mudslides and severe pest infestations
that are reducing crop yields.
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