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Political Factoid

The "private" in private
equity typically means
government and public
keep your noses out.
 
Our books (plural) are
closed, i.e., not open
to you or anyone else.
 
Our ethics are shitty,
and our morals don't exist.
 
We are raiders.
We use leverage buyouts.
We strip the assets and
leave the remains.
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