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"I shot him through the head
-- but that is not the reason he died."
 
"I held my knee on his windpipe
for nine minutes - but that is
not the reason he died."
 
"I stuck a knife in his heart
- but that is not the reason he died."
 
"I held him in a choke hold
until he stopped breathing
- but that is not the reason
he died."
 
"I burned his house down when
he was asleep - but that is not
the reason he died."
 
"I ran him off the road and
over the cliff - but that is
not the reason he died."
-- Republican excuses
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