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Political Factoid

"Our lifetime warranty*
protects this product
throughout the life
of the product."
  --  Typical manufacturer
of consumer products
particularly non-repairable
products
 
* until it quits working
i.e., the product's life,
not the buyer's life
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Last updated * 2020-02-26
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