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Political Factoid

"He might have done
something wrong,*
but that is no reason to
remove him from his job."
  --  Republicans
 
* Examples:
  • Lied repeatedly
  • Obstructed justice.
  • Used his job influence to get
    his kids cushy, high-paying jobs.
  • Demanded her car (carjacking)
  • Used insider knowledge to trade
    stocks.
  • Tried to rape employee.
  • Passed the teller a "give me
    all your money" note.
  • Did his practice shooting at a
    bullseye target hung on the
    back yard side fence with
    children playing next door.
  • Tried to bribe a foreign nation
    into doing him a domestic political
    favor.
  • Held up delivering his employer's
    cash register receipts to the
    bank for two months.
  • Making his alimony payments for
    months and months.
  • Campaigned with well-laundered
    money.
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