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Political Factoid

The customer asked that
his shrubs be pruned
(i.e., hand clipped),
but not sheared.
Okay, said the
landscape dunce,
as he put away
his powered shears
and picked up
hand shears and
proceeded to
shear the shurbs.
Some barbers only know
how cut hair one way.
(GI buzz cuts?)
 
Many politicians have very
similar limitations.
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