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Political Factoid
The Ten Enhanced Commandments
of Conservative Freedoms
Thou shall have the freedom to:
- put yourself first.
- yield to no one.
- amass maximum wealth.
- not share.
- never be satisfied.
- acquire (steal, swindle, etc.) property.
- not get caught.
- own and use guns.
- stand your ground.
- create your own facts.
- deny what others say.
- cry fowl of the media.
- lie regularly.
- force your views on others.
- pursue private affairs.
- establish monuments in your honor.
- golf regularly without fail.
- honor the golf schedule.
- win at all cost.
- demand loyalty.
- withhold wages and other debts.
- escape paying taxes.
- be rude and impulsive.
- take advantage of others.
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