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Political Factoid

Congress has a cooking problem.
  • Congress is filled with bad cooks.
  • Politicians cannot follow a complete recipe.
  • Politicians are always substituting something.
  • Politicians have no balanced-meal concept.
  • Republicans do not believe in temperature science.
  • Politicians will beat the hell out of the batter.
  • Too many politicians only know how to cook the books.
  • Some politicians would just rather burn things.
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Last updated * 2018-11-19
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