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Political Factoid
Elephant Barometer
Guaranteed reliable
| When skin is thin |
Fake pachyderm |
cf. |
| When trunk is long |
Lies are obvious |
cf. |
| When elephant is upwind |
Elephant gas |
cf. |
| When elephant is white |
ALT-right |
cf. |
| When trunk won't bend |
No compromise |
cf. |
| When elephants screw around |
Pregnant |
cf. |
| When elephant blackmailed |
Grover Norquist |
cf. |
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