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Political Factoid

As any good (or bad) conservative
will tell you, anyone whose total debt
exceeds their annual productivity
- must be a socialist.
 
Let's see now:
  • The total debt of the United States ($14 trillion)
    now exceeds the annual GDP ($14 trillion)
    (Gross National Product)
    ... ergo, it obviously was caused by
    socialist policies, according to
    the conservatives.
     
  • Typical Americans have debts of
    - Average mortgage ($225,000)
    - Average car loan ($24,000)
    - Average credit card debt ($14,750)
    - Average student loan debt ($24,000 )
     
    225,000+24,000+14,750+24,000=$287,750,
    compared to an average income of $40,000,
    ... therefore, the typical American
    clearly must be socialist.*
     
  • The typical large-corporation CEO,
    who, by definition is a capitalist,
    receives an annual pay of $9,000,000.
*  So where do YOU fit in this?
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